I’m all for teasing. Waiting and longing only make things better in the long run. However, teasing me while I am at work and with full knowledge that we won’t see each other tonight is a terribly horrible thing to do. Granted, a good phone bone is nice and all, but it gets to the point where anything less than flesh on flesh won’t be appeasing. We have now reached that point and I will pummel you into submission if you don’t stop being a brat.
Hmm… submission… Handcuffs… Whips and…. ACK! Get out, foul thought! I whilst not follow thee into the gutter of filth and depravity… And the reason I won’t follow? Because I’m already there, vibrating cock ring in hand, waiting for the time to pounce on unsuspecting prey!
I have issues. I know that I have issues. You’ll forgive me, I know, because you all have issues too.