deltashade: I'm sorry for blaspheming Batman, but when I read "the real Bruce Wayne by now is sipping umbrella drinks in the tropics", I immediately got a mental image of Bruce sitting in a folding chair mumbling about how the Joker took his stapler.
shaysdays: Except Batman's is black with blue highlights and uses batstaples.
deltashade: Does he use it to batcollate the bat-TPS reports to the new batcover sheet?
shaysdays: No, because the fucking batprinter won't work.
Later, he may take the batbat to it.