Thank god someone is putting an end to those stupid names.
I'm sick and tired of squished pairing names. I hate them. ladysorka here.
So, I have decided to inflict even more confusing pairing names on fandom in retaliation!
Here's my list so far:
House/Wilson, shortened to Wilouse, shall now be known as William the Mouse.
Snape/Harry, shortened to Snarry, shall now be known as Snapping Curry.
Snape/Lupin, shortened to Snupin, shall now be known as Snuggling with Pins.
Sheppard/McKay, shortened to McShep, shall now be known as Mackenzie the Sheep.
I have declared it, and so it is made law!
Now it's your turn! You know that you too want to confuse fandom. Give your pairing a stupid name! ...and tell it to me in the comments, please.
ETA: Spike/Buffy, shortened to Spuffy, shall now be known as Specially Fluffy
Spike/Xander, shortened to Spander, shall now be known as Spandexed Dermatologists