convo from when i got in from work tonight:
What the fuck happened to your mouth ang?
I cut it ma.
what was that?
You have gotto be kidding me angela
I wish I was ma
wow ang. Maybe you shouldn't go out tonight, you might hurt yourself.
I wasn't planning on going out.
Plus, you might run into a slice of pizza and then who the fuck knows what will happen.
very funny ma...
or someone could attack you with a hot dog bun and WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN
very FUNNY ma
sorry hun, I bought you two shirts, they're in your room, check 'em out WATCH OUT FOR THAT SEMOLINA LOAF!!!