Butterfly Wings (butterfly_wings) wrote in metaquotes,
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It's the amazing half metaquote, half meta-metaquote!

If an overabundance of satirical internet acronym abuse* was ever warranted, it would be now. I know I would have lost the ability to form calm, rational sentences if I had been in her position.

bubbletech explains why she's so adamant about needing privacy while she's writing:

Mum: Krystal's writing a Harry Potter fanfiction.
Me: OMGWTFAMNOTLIARRAWR
Mum: Are so.
Grandma: Oh, nifty. Can I read it?
Me: OMGWTFSLASHFICNONEVERNUUHNONONONO
Mum: Oh, let your Grandmother read it...
Me: Mooom? Can we talk...in there? OMGWTFNOSLASHFICNONONO
Mum: Oh. Oooh. Kay.
Grandma: ?


*It is now mission in life to come up with a satirical internet acronym that denotes the usage of satirical internet acronyms. Because 'satirical internet acronym' is a hell of a mouthful. 'Overabundance of satirical internet acronym abuse' doubly so.
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