Mike (sarcastro) wrote in metaquotes,
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jenni_knightess's 3-year-old realised yesterday that she'd "lost" something. (Locked post/QWP.)

I knew this would come up eventually...but I was kind of hoping not until she was...TWELVE...anyway, I was giving the baby a bath, and Tay kept screaming "there's an owwie on his butt"...and believe me, I was confused. I asked her where's the owwie, and she kept pointing to his penis, so I told her, no, that's his penis. That's how he goes potty. So she says to me, "I have a penis too?" and I said no, but before I could say anything else, she goes "I have 2 penis!" again I said no...and I was going to explain it to her, until she started running around screaming and crying "I lost my penis!!"...so now she's saying "Baby brother no owwie on his butt, that's a penis....I lost my penis." ::facepalm::
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