Girl with heavy Spanish accent speaking in broken English who lives with a rather unattractive female roommate and is a fresh fruit and vegetable eater.
Girl : So my food keep being gone.
Girl : I came home and no cue-cumber.
Girl : So I ask roommate "where my cue-cumber?". My roommate say "I use it".
Girl : So I say 'use it?' and my roommate say "I can wash it for you".
Girl : So I need to move out cause my roomate keep fucking my food.
She keeps inviting us to stop by her work. I don't know WHY I keep passing it up.