Trouble with a capital "T" (dv8dragonfly) wrote in metaquotes,
Trouble with a capital "T"
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Cue-cumber

kelowna, here posts of a conversation overheard in the club where she works:

Girl with heavy Spanish accent speaking in broken English who lives with a rather unattractive female roommate and is a fresh fruit and vegetable eater.

Girl : So my food keep being gone.
Girl : I came home and no cue-cumber.
Girl : So I ask roommate "where my cue-cumber?". My roommate say "I use it".
Girl : So I say 'use it?' and my roommate say "I can wash it for you".
Girl : So I need to move out cause my roomate keep fucking my food.

She keeps inviting us to stop by her work. I don't know WHY I keep passing it up.
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