<lj-poll name='Ladies and gentlemen of the LJ, have you reached a verdict?' whovote='all' whoview='all'>
Rather than waste everyone's time with actual evidence, do you find the defendant
Guilty on all counts, fry his white ass
Guilty only of a lesser included, like "being damn scary"
Not guilty by reason of insanity
Not guilty by reason of celebrity
Not guilty because, hell, how do we know the laws on HIS planet don't prohibit this sort of thing?