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apocalypsos here:Today's other fun fact: If I get cornered in a dark alley in the next few days by a robber, all I'll need to do is flash my lower legs at the guy and blind the hell out of him. The phrase "blindingly pale" doesn't even begin to cover it. Somewhere out there in some mirror universe, there is a poor defenseless planet that loses a major light source when I put on pants.
My side, it hurts.
Edit: I swear, I should really wait until the end of my reading to quote all the funny.
apocalypsos again:What are we on ... like, the fifteenth
metaquotes entry saying Michael Jackson got off because he's white?He didn't get off because he's white. He got off because the prosecution had no case. You know, like an episode of Law and Order: SVU if Stabler and Benson showed up at the scene of a crime, interviewed the victims, got back in their car, and said, "Fuck it, let's go bowling."
