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Actual Dialog

Actual dialog transcribed into LJ form always makes for a funny. Especially when it's lost_in_my_room and his brother, Ross, with the dialog. There's no point in linking, because all the post has been copied and pasted here:
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(a bit of background for a change. my brother and i are looking into buying a house. last night i went to see him and he was watching The Incredibles)

Rob: how much do you think a place like that costs?
Ross: what, the island fortress?
Rob: yeah
Ross: i dunno. two, maybe three hundred thousand
Rob: it has a volcano
Ross: that's true, but it has a monorail system
Rob: does the monorail come with it?
Ross: yeah, but you have to provide your own henchmen
Rob: oh... well then i would say about 250
Ross: probably

(a few minutes later)

Ross: how awesome would that be?
Rob: what? what Holly Hunter just did?
Ross: yeah, dude! how awesome would that be to be able to form your body into a boat?
Rob: what if that was your only power? that would suck. your friends would be like "it'd be great to get out of this traffic" and you'd be like "I'll handle this *POOF*... dammit"
Ross: well there is that
Rob: and in X-Men they always discover their powers in times of emotional stress
Ross: oh, you feel so good inside me *POOF* what the fuck?
Rob: exactly!
Ross: here comes a foul ball! i got it! i got it! *POOF* DAMMIT!

(a few minutes later a rocket launches from the island and vents the propulsion flames into the jungle)

Rob: we could probably talk them down on the price. that's a fire hazard
Ross: yeah, but they have a rocket
Mom: Ross, when would you use a rocket?
Rob: When wouldn't he use a rocket, Mom?
Ross: exactly
Rob: i need to go to the store to get some groceries
Ross: LET'S TAKE THE ROCKET!
Rob: damn, we're out of toilet paper
Ross: LET'S TAKE THE ROCKET!
Rob: we never talk any more. i feel like you're ignoring me
Ross: LET'S TAKE THE ROCKET!
Rob: what is it with you and rockets? always with the rockets! *POOF*... I HATE THIS HOUSE!
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