This just in: tom cruise is batshit insane, suffering from a midlife crisis AND so far back in the closet that he's in narnia (yeah, i stole that from somebody else. what! WHAT?!) i think he's got bangs now because he started losing his hair. let's see...we've got the motorcycle, the too-tight outfits, the trade-in younger beard and the 'hip' hairstyle and shades...classic mid-life crisis. for l. ron's sake tom, put your crazy back in.