Sir Squishington of Westminster (palmer_kun) wrote in metaquotes,
Sir Squishington of Westminster
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It's Monday, and that means...

Another ljdq metaquote! In the depths of this thread about LOTR and Tolkein's crappy writing, our lord chaosvizier speaks thusly:

One day I plan to create a new J.R.R.Tolkien, badder than before, using the genetic material of J. K. Rowling, Robert Jordan, Anne Rice, and Tolkien's dessicated corpse. I will call this creation Wankmaster T, and the pomposity of their literature will drive readers everywhere mad with verbiosity.

And then I'll have them run for Congress.

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