Marg (eimran) wrote in metaquotes,
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I WANNA BE A NO BEBE ZONE!!

Some of us are the unlucky sort who get violently ill when we PMS. achalasia is one of these people (Note: THe entry here is quoted in an open entry of my friend's more-private journal. So, I list her "public" journal. If this is a problem, let me know--I'll talk to her and get definite permission to list the ACTUAL journal this is out of)


Today! I woke at about midday, thanks to another restless night, and said to myself, "Right. You will study, or I will kick your ass." The actual physical difficulty of said action notwithstanding, I was quite determined to be responsible.

And THEN. Two and a half hours feeling sick as a DOG.

Dad: "You should be scientific. Think of a solution."
Me: "HAVE A HYSTERECTOMY."
Dad: "..."
Me: "What?"
Dad: "That's a bit radical."

Some time later...

Me: "EVERY girl should be given the opportunity to have a hysterectomy. At birth."
Deb: "At birth? Some people WANT to have children."
Me: "Nonsense! I'll extrapolate my scientific tendencies to include the invention of a device to make MEN have children."
Deb: "..."
Me: "Why does everyone look at me like I've grown a third eye?"
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