Today! I woke at about midday, thanks to another restless night, and said to myself, "Right. You will study, or I will kick your ass." The actual physical difficulty of said action notwithstanding, I was quite determined to be responsible.
And THEN. Two and a half hours feeling sick as a DOG.
Dad: "You should be scientific. Think of a solution."
Me: "HAVE A HYSTERECTOMY."
Dad: "That's a bit radical."
Some time later...
Me: "EVERY girl should be given the opportunity to have a hysterectomy. At birth."
Deb: "At birth? Some people WANT to have children."
Me: "Nonsense! I'll extrapolate my scientific tendencies to include the invention of a device to make MEN have children."
Me: "Why does everyone look at me like I've grown a third eye?"