I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet (likelystory) wrote in metaquotes,
I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet
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A couple of found_objects funnies

First, beta_dreams finds a plaster bust/cast of somebody's upper body.

deg_chick: Crack it open and see if there's a skeleton in there...Or better yet, A stash of naughty toys and drugs!
discotraxx: That would be the best pinata ever.
deg_chick:
"HAY KIDS! WUT U GET?"
"I GOT A HEROIN NEEDLE ^___^!!!!"
"12INCH ANAL PROBE ^___^"



Later, pierandocean finds two frogs shacking up in her watering can.

killbillydeluxe:
Do you think toads cuddle?

I mean is there an intimacy wall, a certain give and take and bond of even superficial trust that's built?

Do you think toads worry if the other will think less of them for being too eager and too open to the passionate thrust?

Or is all..."Hey baby, I spotted a sweet watering can.Let's make like monkeys!"

noisyevergleam: i don't know who lied to you, but toads don't make monkeys. they make baby toads.
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