In other news, I've decided I should found the People Against Circumcision Massing Across the Nations. PAC MAN will stand for the right of men to have intact bodies. PAC MAN will dispel the myths surrounding circumcision. And PAC MAN will eat little white dots and try not to get eaten by colorful ghosts. You can find PAC MAN at your local pac__man community.
It made me giggle, but I'm a dork. Quoted with permission (obtained through IM).