The Masked Dreamhare (maladaptive) wrote in metaquotes,
The Masked Dreamhare
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unedited discusses the rules of her new vampire game, which is all about poking fun at games like "teh darkness of teh ded soles" and junk. I keep hearing a chirpy narrator, not unlike those irritating weight loss commercials.

The second step of the Confessional is to replace your usual blood intake with a substitute. Miss Marvel has a wonderful powder that can be mixed into most drinks in order to create a sort of surrogate to tide over the blood-drinking habit. Remember: the wolf and the lamb can never be friends, but the wolf who has learned to enjoy tofurkey instead of lambchops can be friends with everyone.

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