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*growls* Why the fuck can I never find a pen when I need one? Dammit. Penses are supposed to stay on my desk. (And for those of you who misread that word, no, penises are not supposed to stay on my desk. They are supposed to stay on my male, and he would not be happy if they spontaneously detached.)
*rereads that* Y'know, I make it sound like he has more than one. Oh dear. *goes to scrub out mental image*
Whee. Um. Yeah. I'm going to shut my mouth now.