Haha, yeah. I've always imagined a Lifetime movie to be something like this.
We hear a Lifetime promo.
Tonight at 9...She was beaten and robbed. She survived cancer, bulimia and four miscarriages. Her husband cheated on her with the Avon Lady’s mom.
I just can’t take it anymore! Waaa!
She thought it couldn’t get any worse.
Then it did.
There’s nothing I can do about it, ma’am, the damage is already done.
Tonight at 9. “I Was Beaten And Robbed, Had Cancer, Bulimia, Four Miscarriages, A Pregnant Thirteen Year Old And A Bad Perm...Oh Yeah, And My Husband Left Me For A Seventy-Three Year Old Woman: The Meredith Perez Story”.