The Ronin Esper (cmzero) wrote in metaquotes,
The Ronin Esper
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A couple gems from mock_the_stupid:

Here, in response to someone thinking afghan blankets are made by Afghan terrorists:

This gives me an image of a bunch of hard-looking, heavily mustachioed men dressed in camouflage with those bullet-holding thingies criss-crossed across their chests and automatic rifles slung across their backs, sitting around a table knitting brightly coloured blankets and gossiping about President Bush.

And here, in response to a bookstore customer who needs to be pointed to the dictionaries:

Customer: But is this a book?
Me: *checks*
Item in question: *is a thin set of printed pages fastened along one side and encased between protective covers* = book.
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