It's bad enough that I find name smushing all over fandom now (thankfully, very little in House, aside from the very unfortunate incidence of Chaseman), Real World news places should not do it. Okay, so Bennifer was oddly cute, in a far-too-cutesy way. Brangelina (from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) sounds like something that attacks and eats Tokyo. Either that or a new, sexy fiber-rich cereal.
Sincerely, The Society for the Prevention of Making Me Crazy