And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

Starting the morning with gratuitous metametas...

Forgive me, I know it's lazy and incestuous, but I'm quite ill today and these really cheered me up. Funny how casual murder and bad porn does the trick every time. :) From here:

maya_slash: The Jedi need to learn how to let go. Obviously no one ever told them that unrelieved stress causes psychosis...
comedownstairs: And the path to the dark side, psychosis is.
maya_slash: If you ask Yoda, he'd probably tell you that using kitchen blender too is a path to the Dark Side.
comedownstairs: Littering? Definitely gonna get you thrown into a lava pit.

And from here:

digital_monk: Thank god I grew up in a time before fanfics.
nerdork: I don't know...fanfics go pretty far back. One might argue that Shakespeare's Julius Caesar was Real Person Fic.
digital_monk: Yeah, but Brutus didn't stab Caesar with a penis.

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