So I'm sitting here in my hot OMFGWHATTHEHELL hott room and junking out on Lindt chocolate truffles - you know the kind with the hard outer shell and soft filling? Well, it's so goddam hot here that the inner soft yumminess is frikken liquid. So I'm, like, drinking it instead of slowly savouring it, as one should do with expensive European chocolates. But it's kind of fun - to bite into a chocolate and have its contents burst all over your face and run down your throat... Mmm... They are so right. Chocolate is better than sex.