Cat (linguafranca) wrote in metaquotes,
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ixchel55, here, in customers_suck:

*ring ring*

"Thank you for calling Bigass Video in Bumfuck. This is me, how may I help you?"

"I need to make an appointment for my cat."

Now, I will admit that at this point my brain took a short jaunt through the Dead Zone, but I snapped back with admirable alacrity and replied.

"Does your cat have a membership card or will it be renting under your account?"


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