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ixchel55, here, in 
customers_suck:*ring ring*
"Thank you for calling Bigass Video in Bumfuck. This is me, how may I help you?"
"I need to make an appointment for my cat."
Now, I will admit that at this point my brain took a short jaunt through the Dead Zone, but I snapped back with admirable alacrity and replied.
"Does your cat have a membership card or will it be renting under your account?"
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