R is for Raygun (kleenexwoman) wrote in metaquotes,
R is for Raygun
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buggernaut says: K MOM THIS IS NOT OBVIOUSLY NOT HETERO ENCOURAGEMENT

"My mom found my girlpants, my eye make up, and that uncashed $15 check from Michael that says "thanks for the great sex" in the memo. It just goes to show that I can't be resentful when people ask me if I like penis because I totally bring it on myself. Not that there's anything wrong with liking penis. But after badgering me and trying to get me to come out of the (imaginary) closet all week, my mom bought me a set of discount bedsheets at TJ Maxx. She went with pink. Uh... you're not going to get grandkids this way."
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