Sarcasti-lect 3.0 (dark_mage_girl) wrote in metaquotes,
Sarcasti-lect 3.0

Happy Birthday Yonny Johnny!

The ever-brilliant irradiatedsoup in this post:

And when you're done there come over and play at my house. I promise I won't-- try to stuff you with cotton wool and grab hold of your jeans and when you've pulled me halfway down the street your jeans rip and then I have this little square of jeans that I worship and make a happy hermit life with --like last time.

It makes more sense in context (as per usual, see above) and the rest of the post is funny too.

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