Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote in metaquotes,
Azure Jane Lunatic
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Cats...

I know that you are currently weaning your babies and teaching them how to eat solid food, so I understand that right now you are chewing it before you feed it to them. And I really do appreciate the gifts that you find when you sneak outside. The lizard you brought me yesterday was really quite pretty. However, when I woke up this morning with you on my chest, pawing at my mouth and preparing to drop that big half-chewed bug in, I really couldn't help but throw you off the bed. I know how to get my own food, that's what I do for 8 hours every day when I leave you home alone. I'm a grown up cat just like you, Sophie. So I would appreciate if you leave all of my gifts by the door like you've always done, and stick to feeding just your kittens. Thanks much.

From this post by tonyasjournal in note_to_cat
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