"One of the kittens climbed my hair and took over my head today. Total kitten hat. Way too cute. And there was a goat today. We don't do goats, but it was hella funny. 'Um, excuse me, ma'am? There's a donkey-looking thing on my porch. It could be a small horse. It's eating the railing...' Yeah, a goat. Or, y'know, a donkey. Overgrown armadillo? Perhaps a steroid-enhanced cocker spaniel?
No. It was a goat. The one thing the woman didn't guess. *headdesk*"