I'm still trying to process the WTFness of Purple is not a color. Does that mean that the movie The Color Purple was full of nothing but lies?
Does that mean that Purple Rain was just an overcast day?
Was Barney just a fat pedophile with a penchant for children's television?
Do plums really exist? And if not, what I do for this back-up I've got going on?
This has really thrown off the balance of my world. My head's spinning. Thank god yellow's a color, or I might not be able to take a couple Nuprin.