Chris (conjurdude) wrote in metaquotes,
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the Almighty smiles on high fiber foods...

mesangecoeur comments on the perils of working in a grocery store in Florida...

the sweet potatoes are preachy. I looked at the box today and saw that
it said, "Sweet potatoes are god's gift for health. Jesus is god's gift
for eternal life."

HOLY SHIT! If it were up to me we would NOT
be stocking this brand of sweet potatoes. Fuck you. I can't believe the
fucking produce box is preaching to me.

And people wonder why Jews are so bitter. If you had fucking yams telling you about Jesus you'd be pretty bitter too.
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