Silmaril (silmaril) wrote in metaquotes,
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Ranting is an art form

It might be a justified rant, it might be just "I'm fed up with this," but whatever brings it on, good ranting is an art. And leighdb is a mistress of said art. Here are two excerpts from a most beautiful example of rant-art:

...Food? Food costs money! Good food costs more money! The cheaper it is, the more likely it is to instantly give you cancer of the left nostril or magically Goodyear-Blimp you! And we can't have that! So pay up! You are Whole Foods' bitch - get used to it!
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Medical? GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!! SLuurrppp numnumnum gnash gimme yum chomp chomp gnaw gnaw gnaw! Oh, yeah, and the smog? It killed you. Sorry about that. But, at least you never missed a premium payment!

Preach it, sister.
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