Sir Squishington of Westminster (palmer_kun) wrote in metaquotes,
Sir Squishington of Westminster
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On rank and hierarchy

scott_lynch again. Over here. Need I say more?
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Tonight I was fitted for my actual NRFD [New Richmond Fire Department] turnout gear. My request for a helmet plaque that read 'BAD MOTHERFUCKER' was summarily denied; my counter-offer for one that said 'NRFD LIEUTENANT' was also not entertained by the board at this time. I shall have to use less subtle means of rapid self-promotion, such as my orbital laser Kill-O-Sat. Only twenty-six laser vaporizations until I achieve a higher rank via the two sweetest words in the English language-- DE! FAULT!

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Now... back to writing. I deny your reality and substitute my own. It's got giant spiders.
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