"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City
The fun continues in the comments. My favorite?
"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"
(Because I have a roommate who says that ALL THE FRACKING TIME!)