Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to find all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Absolut, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.