hawkelf and agentmaly discuss how Kansas really is in a locked post:
hawkelf: Think of a deserted land... at least an hour or so from the nearest McDonalds... filled with fields and cows. Lots of fields and cows. That is western Kansas. Gotta love it. They're more hicks than we south centrals are. And we can be pretty dang bad.
agentmaly: *shakes head* Your beginning took me right back to Boromir's movie speech about Mordor.
'It is a barren land, riddled with cows, and fields, and hicks. The very air you breathe smells of manure.'
For the record, hawkelf is from Kansas, and meant no offense to anyone living there. =)