joshu (apollotiger) wrote in metaquotes,
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Marijuana chili

Taken from this post by kokopellinelli on a dream of hers about making Marijuana chili.

The my mom came in. "Hello, honey. Oh, you're making chili, how wonderful! It smells great! May I join you?"

Me: Dilemma. If mom eats the stuff, she'll get high. If I stop her from eating it, I have to explain why, and I will get disappointed looks.

My elbow: *hits the pot, knocks it off the stove, and spills the stuff all over the floor*

Me: Ooops. Sorry. Looks like I'm all out.
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