Mate 1:OH MY GOD SHES WALKING AROUND IN A TOWEL. That big sword of mine on the wall's looking awfull pretty right now...
Mate 2: Don't worry Karma's on it's way and she's a bitch.
Mate 1: she'll need alot of napalm...
Mate 2: She don't need Napalm. She has syphillis....AND gonorreah AND chlamidia AND herpes AND genital warts
They both have ljs but names have not been used. You never know who's floating about. It cracked me up none the less.