Carmarthen (carmarthen) wrote in metaquotes,
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Golden Girls

"Fact: I'm awake for 16 hours a day, give or take an hour here and there.
Fact: There are two hours of Golden Girls programming on Lifetime Television for Women every day.
Fact: I watch both these hours, without fail.

Synthesis: I spend 1/8th of my waking hours watching Golden Girls.

Conclusion: I'm a geriatric woman trapped in a twenty-year-old boy's body."

-vagabondsal
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