Chili the Sheep (chili_das_schaf) wrote in metaquotes,
Chili the Sheep

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Spiderman, Spiderman

accio_draco has an unwelcome visitor.

It was by far the LARGEST SPIDER I've EVER seen. See that round thing? That's just a little smaller than a CD.

I usually have this catch and release policy with spiders, but, yanno, he COULD HAVE TAKEN OFF MY ARM. So I got my can o' toxic chemicals. When I sprayed him, he didn't run like normal spiders do. Oh, hell no. He JUMPED AT ME. Like TWO FEET off the wall directly at me.

But I was quicker and he ended up falling between the jukebox and the sofa, where he is probably making elaborate plans for revenge AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

From the comments: accio_draco: Ahahaha! If you listen quietly, you can hear it chuckling mirthfully.

Heh. Heh. Heh. * <-- spider

Check out the entry for pictures.

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