ms_kinnikufan (ms_kinnikufan) wrote in metaquotes,
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This was from cbfrench in the somethinpositive livefeed journal:
I had a teacher who once told us of his plans for being old. He planned to pee on things. A lot. Whenever he felt like it, he would just drop trou and whiz away.

And when the police would try to stop him, the conversation would go something like this.
"Sir, you're peeing in public."
"I'm old."
"You just peed on that small child."
"I thought he was a toilet. I'm old."
"You went into that restaurant and urinated into the salad bar."
"Where's my glasses? I can't see. I'm old"

It always makes me laugh..
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