Dana: *opens bathroom door* I HATE YOU.
Dana: I just used that body wash you bought for me.
Dana: AND IT SAYS "JUST FOR MEN" ON IT AND I DIDN'T SEE IT UNTIL IT WAS LIKE ALL OVER ME
Mom: Whaat? I didn't get that and - guys don't smell any different.
Dana: YES THEY DO. AND THAT BODY WASH SMELLS LIKE AXE AND I HAD TO TAKE A WHOLE ANOTHER SHOWER TO WASH IT OFF BUT IT DOESN'T COME OFF.
Dana: *puts a towel on and runs into her mom's room* SEE? SMELL MY ARM.
Mom: *sniff* ... oh my god
Dana: TOLD YOU. I HOPE YOU SUFFERRRR ;_____;
Mom: XD You smell MALE.
Dana: XD I hate you, you know. *runs to take yet another shower*