Also, if you are going get mad about why we won't sell you beer (wearing a T-shirt that says *blank* HS: Class of 2007 doesn't help), there's a really good time not to do this. One of those times would be when the station is full with four cops, three fireman, one Air Force Captain, an Army soldier, and your parents. It was as amusing to watch as it sounds.
And it gets better in the comments, when she adds:
all his Dad could say was, "This only confirmed it....you're a dumbass."