Jack White marries model girlfriend Someone Or Other.
I...just...I....:brain breaks: That man is scary. He isn't just "unattractive" or even "unconventional." He looks like the undead. I have this fear he is going to EAT MY BRAINS. He's like...you know what he's like? He's like Johnny Depp *should* look at his age, if he didn't have a painting somewhere in his house that was aging instead.