cannot make bricks without clay (shes_unreal) wrote in metaquotes,
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After bitching about people who try to get cookies from the mall cookie store for free after the cookie store is closed, wordcandlemage says:

The only exception we ever made was when a man ran up to the counter and almost literally collapsed against it, gasping for breath and looking as if he were going to die. He managed to say, "Wife...pregnant...craving...oatmeal/raisin...please."
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