Greetings Fellow Comstoks! (fengi) wrote in metaquotes,
Greetings Fellow Comstoks!

Forget Passion of the Christ, I Wanna See THIS

theferrett writes about a graphic novel he found called A Creationist's View of DINOSAURS and the Theory Of Evolution. He says it was pretty normal anti-Darwinism until a certain point:
Yes, that's correct; he has the theory that dinosaurs, enraged by fallen angels, attacked Noah's Ark as the flood began in a no-holds battle to the finish.

And yet that was not enough. He illustrated it for a possible movie, claiming it would be far more exciting than Jurassic Park.
He provides some pictures and one has to agree, wacko theory or not, it would make a better film.

Equally awesome are some of the comments analyzing the finer points of this theory.
The Ecstasy of St. Triceratops

"necks arched upwards as if in death throes" - that's great!
But how does he know they weren't having orgasm when they died?

Perhaps they were orgasming while drowning, as all dinos secretly had a water fetish.

Oh oh oh!

I want a St. Triceratops medal sooooo badly.

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