Dana (eighthcloud) wrote in metaquotes,
Dana
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He's not a fan.

In this post in my journal about how The Notebook did NOT make me cry, lost_in_my_room tells us the wonderful story of what Nicolas Sparks does to him.

Nicholas Sparks grabs me while i'm riding the bus and throws me facedown on the floor and rapes me in the ass with sandpaper condoms until he's almost done and then he pulls his cock out of my ass (leaving the sandpaper condom inside) and shoves his cock in my ear, shooting his filthy, saccharine sweet cum all over my brain...

and it burns on contact
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