Anyways, what else has happened in the last couple of days…hmm?
An argument with my mother over why everyone always uses the upstairs toilet in our house gave birth to the profound observation that our upstairs toilet has one of the BEST POSITIONED TOILETROLLS OF ALL TIME. It is a pleasure to reach upwards instead of downwards when searching for toilet roll. It’s perfectly positioned. I encourage anyone to take any chance they get to use that toilet.
Context above if you want it, but really...who needs context?