"I saw a news ad today. I think my head exploded, but I can't be sure.
The news you expect
The balance you deserve
I'm not sure about that first line; it was the second one that caught my attention. "The balance I deserve", eh? That's special. No, really, balanced news is great. We all know accuracy is an overrated trait in news coverage.
For those of you that didn't catch the sarcasm there, let me clarify. I don't want balanced news. I want to know what the fuck is going on. The fuckstick that came up with the idea should have a large, hot, spiky rod shoved up his ass until his capacity for illogical and self-contradictory thought disappears. The suckmuppets that endorse this shit deserve worse. I don't care if little Jimmy has cancer. I really don't. Unless Jimmy kills his doctors in a spiteful rage, it doesn't need to be in the news."
This is the entire entry; she has others worth reading.