strega42 (strega42) wrote in metaquotes,

From the journal of eviloverqueen ranting a ranty rant...

"I saw a news ad today. I think my head exploded, but I can't be sure.

The news you expect
The balance you deserve

I'm not sure about that first line; it was the second one that caught my attention. "The balance I deserve", eh? That's special. No, really, balanced news is great. We all know accuracy is an overrated trait in news coverage.

For those of you that didn't catch the sarcasm there, let me clarify. I don't want balanced news. I want to know what the fuck is going on. The fuckstick that came up with the idea should have a large, hot, spiky rod shoved up his ass until his capacity for illogical and self-contradictory thought disappears. The suckmuppets that endorse this shit deserve worse. I don't care if little Jimmy has cancer. I really don't. Unless Jimmy kills his doctors in a spiteful rage, it doesn't need to be in the news."

This is the entire entry; she has others worth reading.
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