And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

In regards to a photo at this link -- the link and photo are worksafe, if creepy. Goatse, obviously, is not, but there's no pics or links :)

christessa: I imagine this is what Goatse's face looks like. Let's start a new rumor, shall we? (If you don't know what Goatse is, PLEASE, do not succumb to your morbid curiosity. Seriously. Consider this a red-alert warning.)

twentytens: I've heard all kinds of net.rumours that the Goatse guy died some years ago. A friend of mine and I were contemplating what could have killed him and we decided that he must have turned himself inside out. [Just] contemplate how that could be accomplished:

Goatse guy: OK, I think I can make it this time! I'm going for THE WORLD RECORD!
Goatse guy's friend: OK, Larry, [positions tape measure]... ok, just a little bit further... OK... a little bit more...

*fwip!*

GGF: Larry?? NOO!!! LAAARRRRRRY!!!!!!
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