Mike (sarcastro) wrote in metaquotes,
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Toilet talk with joshualore, here:


There is a strange noise coming from my bathroom.

So I am in there cleaning my ears with q-tips and I keep hearing this sound like a thump from water dripping, but it was a very deep booming sound, yet faint. I checked the faucet. No water. Checked the shower, nothing. Then I put my ear towards the back of the comode and sure enough the sound is there. I don't know exactly how to feel about this. Here I am, minding my own business, and my toilet decides it wants to play a game of Jumanji.

If rhinos or other stampede-like animals wake me up tonight by thrashing my room, I am going to be very pissed off. I would think that if a toilet is playing the game, the stampede would at least have charging pots, pans, brooms, and other shit like you would see in Fantasia.
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