Grand High Supreme and Mighty Empress Connie (conuly) wrote in metaquotes,
Grand High Supreme and Mighty Empress Connie
conuly
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I am rather startled that this hasn't been quoted yet...

Unless I'm mistaken?

PALPATINE: They sent you to spy on me, didn't they?

ANAKIN: Um.

PALPATINE: The Jedi are teh suck.

ANAKIN: Maybe?

PALPATINE: I sense the fear in you. Listen to this sob!story of the Sith that, were I a respectable Chancellor, I probably wouldn't know. You know, with the Sith and their uber secrecy and all.

ANAKIN: Mmhmm interesting.

PALPATINE: I know things about the Force. The *dark* side of the Force.

ANAKIN: How I still haven't guessed you're a Sith Lord is beyond me.

AUDIENCE: Us too.

PALPATINE: LIKE, UUSSEEEE THE DAAAARRRRKKKK SIIIIIDDEEEE, Anakin!

SOUNDTRACK: OMINIOUS! like whoa.

ANAKIN: *blinks*

PALPATINE: OKAY. You Jedi are frickin' dense. Me = Sith Master. You = my next apprentice if you want your wife to live. Saavy???

ANAKIN, MASTER OF MISSING THE OBVIOUS: #@)%!!!


Taken from avalon_spirit. Go read the whole thing, it's funny.
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