PALPATINE: They sent you to spy on me, didn't they?
PALPATINE: The Jedi are teh suck.
PALPATINE: I sense the fear in you. Listen to this sob!story of the Sith that, were I a respectable Chancellor, I probably wouldn't know. You know, with the Sith and their uber secrecy and all.
ANAKIN: Mmhmm interesting.
PALPATINE: I know things about the Force. The *dark* side of the Force.
ANAKIN: How I still haven't guessed you're a Sith Lord is beyond me.
AUDIENCE: Us too.
PALPATINE: LIKE, UUSSEEEE THE DAAAARRRRKKKK SIIIIIDDEEEE, Anakin!
SOUNDTRACK: OMINIOUS! like whoa.
PALPATINE: OKAY. You Jedi are frickin' dense. Me = Sith Master. You = my next apprentice if you want your wife to live. Saavy???
ANAKIN, MASTER OF MISSING THE OBVIOUS: #@)%!!!
Taken from avalon_spirit. Go read the whole thing, it's funny.